Durlson

Durlson is greed. Durlson is gluttonious. Durlson doesn't care about such things if he has his precious american football team, The Broncos, and his Vending machines.

Fiction
Durlson sat guard at his favourite vending macine which contains his favourite snacks such as; Fatty Patties and Blubber Nuggets. Tootsie was curious and asked him a question, thus dying two minutes later.